How gracious of you to think of only the effect it would have on your father, whilst never once lamenting the fact that you would then have to go through life never knowing the joy of telling other people about your father telling you a story of that one time he through bread at a then famous person 50+ years ago.

The sets run longer, but we no longer respond to calls for an encore

Funny coincidence, Masturbatory Clutter was my band in high school.

yea, and cool it with your dripping sarcasm as well

but wait, there’s more......

Ahh yes, BUT - No one’s ever seen Bob Sacamano, not when he worked at the condom factory, or selling Russian hats in Battery Park, etc.

The only acceptable response to the grilled cheese conundrum is this:

How long did you spend on that absurd hypothetical? She DIDNT hit a defenseless 5 year old child. She “hit” a top flight Division I athlete. So yes, in that circumstance, it is fair to tell said athlete to not be an asshole and walk away, instead of breaking the face of the woman who “hit” him.

I’m no doubter. I’m a firm believer in Knicks basketball, which for the last ten years has been - This is not a team sport, lets give the ball to our supposed best player, let him jab step iso for 15 seconds while everyone else runs down the court hoping he makes it, thus ensuring, at the very least, that no one will…

mighty mighty knicks? I mean, they’re my favorite team and all, but they ain’t been mighty for a while my man.

Ruining the very pants he was about to return....

And now I’m mad that I’m 40 and only hearing the word “jerkass” for the first time.

No I understand entirely. You don’t think a white person has the right to weigh in on the means and method used by a black person to express their frustrations, etc. Fine, fair enough, irrespective of whether I agree with you or not on that point.

God I wish the now-standard “[ ]-splaining” rebuttal to someone anytime they try to expand upon the point they are trying to make would go away.

worse, half of them were crisis actors who had already died in [insert national tragedy].

this has to be on purpose. no one is that dense.

I’d LOLMets if it didn’t hurt so much.

so by your logic, we can all randomly punch you in the face if we see you on the street, and if you get upset by it its on you and really more about your deeper issues than anything we have all done.

I wondered if maybe he was just reacting, even overreacting, to old time, though probably inappropriate, “locker room” talk by generally young minor league kids.

+1 very painful memory