“God did not simply place the Miata in you rear view mirror ...”

take a sheet box to an event your aren’t really welcome at, then leak oil and fuel all over the track?

Refusing to let another driver past simply because your car has more power than his/hers.

Mazda 767B > Any concept car they can produce. It’s a fair point, but also that Furai burned to the ground, this 767B has enough left to be brought back to life. (I assume, based on the photos)

Ahem. Mitsubishi needs to get back into WRC, too, but the whole state of that company right now makes Stef a sad Puffalump.

You’re a douche.

They’d also sell none of them because you wouldn’t buy them new.

Actually, it stimulates the senses. All of them.
Especially uplifting trance, deep house, melodic dubstep.
But if you don’t like that kind of music, we can’t force it on you either.

Here’s an example: if you’re taking a drive through the countryside on a crisp-autumn morning, Dubstep is not the right choice.

Nope. None of us have ever reacted to anything irrationally and poorly, and received forgiveness after. We're all just saints here around the internet, so it's okay that all we do is hollar and complain when other people make mistakes.

That's the wrong black label. You want the Jalopnik, Breakfast Scotch, Black label.

The message is clear; DON'T FUCK WITH JALOPNIK

I’d never heard this story until I edited for the site but it makes a ton of sense. Freddy is the first person I know to volunteer to help out a fellow gearhead no matter how far away or how dire the situation.

That guy has a good story. He won entry fees by winning 2nd place in a Porsche club racing championship class for stripped down 944's (hello Stef). He then sets up a crowd-funding effort to raise the money to do a portion of the series. He buys this Chevy Sonic this winter and his only chance to drive it is in the…

That E30 had the bigger "oh shit" moment

You bet it still matters. I bought it because of the track-ability. Contrary to popular rumor, it does it just fine. Just put in super duper brake pads and fluid. Swap fluid every day you're going to track.

When people see the name Recaro on a seat, they just assume they're fantastic, but the Focus ST is supremely uncomfortable. MyFordTouch stinks and the whole interior is kind of crap. It's fun to drive, but it feels huge compared to the Fiesta ST or even the GTI.