It's being ported to Wii U.

It looks like he wants to pursue a different type of game, and it needed less people to make than the hyper-dense BioShock games. I think it's understandable creatively, but it also absolutely sucks for the people who got laid off. At least Levine's actively working to get all of his now-ex-staff to new jobs.

*crosses fingers* Year of Samus, Year of Samus, Year of Samus...

Animal Crossing.

...this sounds like a Nintendo DS Fit.

Your unwarranted pre-emptive counterattack comes off as soliciting for attention.

Eiji Aonuma explicitly discussed the new Wii U Zelda in the January 23, 2013 Nintendo Direct:

Yeah, I don't really think you were paying much attention, I guess?

She looks like a monster to fight against, so color me excited. :D

So how do you feel about A Link Between Worlds?

Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon? ... ... ... ... Do I need to say anything?

Yep. Naoto got a lot more dignity than this.

Seriously. ;_;

Do you punch farts when you smell them?

This is ignorant, offensive, and hilarious all at once. Do you even understand how the world works on a basic level?

Edge: PS4. While it's a damned shame that neither console is backwards compatible (Look at your cousin the Wii U! Learn from his example!), at least the PS4 works with a fair amount of your existing equipment.

Edge: Wii U.

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