That's a pretty out-there, paranoid perspective on the Pro Controller. Occam's Razor, dude. It's just not economical or consumer-friendly to be putting out $150 GamePads when the same control functionality can be replicated with a $50 Pro.

I've (successfully) dated younger women all my life, so "Hard Candy" succeeded more in making me terrified of Patrick Wilson. (Compare him in "Hard Candy" to his performance in "Watchmen.").

• Okay, first off, let's be logical here: the Pro Controller is awesome. It's not for the whiners; the whiners just also happen to exist, and happen to prefer the Pro Controller. That's actually totally fine. The Pro Controller is partially to cater to them, but it's more than likely primarily made so that you don't…

You need to see Ellen Page in the right circumstances, son.

Sinners.

I was thinking that, too. My thought process was "This looks like shitty photographs I've taken when I don't know what flash type thedamn thing is set to."

"It's why guys like Tyson honestly bug me quite a bit. The facts are irrelevant. The drama is everything."

Me too. o_O;

Dimensions: approx. 12 x 12.4 x 2.9 in high

rotom plz kthx

;_;

Am I the only one who thinks this looks a lot like rape, no matter what angle it's seen from?

Intellivision.

The control scheme makes perfect sense. You can use everything you could use on the Wii U, sans the Game Cube controllers. The more important thing is to get Wii consoles and games out of stores, which is apparently on the horizon.

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Luigi Wiimote, here I come.

This might be a weird approach, but I think New Super Luigi U deserves the spot NSMBU occupies. NSLU held my attention all the way to completion, whereas NSMBU did not.

How is it even damage control? If anything, it's pretty much what they've been doing since the original DS: ignoring the competition.

Same here. That's the only thing that's ever kept me from completely dozing off whenever the Vita's name is mentioned.

The PS Vita TV seems kind of confusing if you try to wrap your head around it: So, it's a PS Vita, but it's not really portable? And it doesn't have a screen? You hook it up to your TV? You need a separate controller?

As a fatass who is motivated by gamification, shame, and heart disease, I'm fuckin' stoked.