After seeing the jump rope one, I am legitimately concerned that this farm is in the habit of transforming drifters into vegetables and then using them for internet fame and fortune.

*blissful sigh*

That doesn't even actually describe the narrative at all.

News?

I'm sorry, but your definition of "next-gen" does not compute.

I think Earthbound is the only exception so far. All other SNES games are $8, unless I'm missing something.

Using Nintendo Zone hotspots as Animal Crossing StreetPass hubs? *legitimately flips the fuck out with happiness*

TO: Anyone Who Complains About Virtual Console Pricing
FROM: Common Sense

I just bought a 3DS XL, Animal Crossing, and Link's Awakening DX like two days ago, and now here I am with my freshly-bought copy of Earthbound and I have a game design doc to write and

This is just about the silliest thing I've heard all day.

Persona 4 was genius. I know WAY too many people eager for a Vita price drop strictly so they can feel better about buying the system just for Persona 4 Golden.

Alright, back from a really long hectic (and internet-less) vacation.

No.

Come on now. You're going to make a stab and then just skitter away?

The economy has deeply impacted us all.

Civilization V: Brave New World is already 2013 Game of the Year, everyone. C'mon.

Best Compupers of 2013

I don't think calling as soon as you land to let your ride know they can roll out of the waiting area to come pick you up (a route that may very well be congested) is unreasonable, but that's not why I rush to the phone:

You're a piss-poor game developer (or not a programmer at all) if you're going by when the system was released to determine what games a system can get versus processing power.

Yeah, I've been thinking that this whole time. They made it very public that they were giving these windows to third-parties, only to have third-parties squander them. And when the Wii U picks up good and strong, we're going to see another spate of late ports. Silly bastards.