How the heck are those perforated risers able to take the weight of entire cars?

We should also forget and despise all our grandparents forever, because when seen with today’s eyes, they were bigots and backwards minded.

I don’t anything about the man in question, but in general, if we start renaming things because people in the past didn’t think like we do now, you’ll never stop renaming things till the end of time. The girl scouts could go on a crusade to have things that were named after people who thought women should stay at home…

One thing I hate:

Clerk: Which vehicle are you working on?

Me: A 1992 Jeep Cherokee

Clerk: Grand Cherokee or regular Cherokee?

Waiting to happen? The horrors have clearly already happened in there.

It looks like someone tried to make a Pagani Zonda out of an old Camaro, a washtub, and a fruit basket.

“It puts the lotion on the sphincter or else it gets the hose.”

I remember a brief stint working in parts delivery for VW in the UK, I kinda wish I didn’t remember.
I know most places aren’t bad and I’m not going to tarnish the brand any more than it already has been (though VW parts in the UK are distributed by a slightly separate company called TPS). And I bear VW no ill will, I…

How did that kid manage to get a job in an auto parts store?

I have a 71 Chevelle, bought in 1989. I had to get a carburetor kit for her. I waited over an hour to get help, they thought I was there with a guy so couldn’t possibly have been a real customer. After being passed by several times, I let them know their mistake. Never had that issue again at that parts store.

I believe those vents are reupholstered to resemble the bruised, battered, and severely wrung out rectums of the poor souls that willingly (or unwillingly) entered that van...

I stopped at a local parts store (name redacted to protect the incompetent) a few years back for spark plugs. Specifically, I stopped for NGK BR7EF spark plugs, which were my plug of choice for my turbocharged LS1/RX7.

assholes give away pets. and those pets pine for them until they die because they don’t understand why their family got rid of them.

i have mental health issues so I am sympathetic to folks with phobias, but if you have a dog phobia, you should not expect someone who had dogs before they met you to get rid of those dogs for your sake. you wouldn’t ask someone to get rid of their children without looking like a psycho; people who don’t have pets…

While dogs aren’t kids (it’s OK to crate dogs, and they like to stick their faces in poop)

Power thing? He wants to see if he can manipulate her to choose him over the dogs?

Letting rabid dogs run around is insane, why didn’t they just shoot them all to death and load them into the back of a pickup truck, bleach the ground where they bled out etc?

Why would ANYONE want to marry someone who can dispose of a lifetime commitment when it becomes inconvenient for someone else?

Naaaaaaw, Chief. When you take on a pet, you take on a responsibility for that pet for its LIFE. You don’t bail on a pet when it’s sick or sad or inconvenient. You spend money and time and love on it. Any pet - dog, cat, iguana, llama.