eh in my experience... the only thing that reliably wakes the baby is the parents trying to get some sleep..anything else may or may not... but trying to sleep never fails

Was that the same one that told me he was Jim Morrison in 1995?

I logged in last night and spent half an hour looking at all the new clothing options and being disappointed. I chose to make a female character because it was an option but Moira ain’t no hoe. I don’t dress her scantily or any of that nonsense. None of the new clothing makes her look like a prostitute, mind you, but…

Do you know what helps end civil wars? Peace talks!

I wrote my Master’s Thesis on Post-Soviet Russian Nationalism. Mother Russia have never given the remotest fuck. Not once in their 1100 year history.

Because Russia is continuing to bombard an already devastated city. If they would abide by that request the peace talks would be still be ongoing.

I wish I had an army, so I could also meme with extreme prejudice.

Awwwww, the orange one has 1950's Oldsmobile sad basset hound eyes.

It may have less to do with him and more to do with those asked being English.

I would rather have trunk monkeys.

Harnesses, recaro seats....... aaaaaaaaaand an automatic... haha

Ummmm... okay. I’ll cut right to the chase.

You could go completely wild and off the grid and try flat white. I’ve never seen it done so either

Try carb cleaner. It’ll lift most rattle can paint without eating into factory paint. Then you can get a good idea of the condition of the original paint and whether you can buff it back, or if you need to prep and paint it. You can paint over the factory finish, but you’ll want to get below the camo, since I have…

Or keep the paint. Get some vehicle sized Jalopnik stickers because orange goes great with camo, invest in some bigass tires and go racing!

We’ve sent you Piers Morgan and James Corden, you’ve sent us Matt Leblanc

I read the first hashtag as “America Suck at Invasion.”

We apparently find him funny enough for Friends to still be shown on a least one channel once a day in the UK. That or someone paid far to much for the syndication rights here?

If you’re keeping track, that makes the US’ record against the British 2-0-1 (the tie was from our 1812 match).

So this means it’s not like he’s stuck in second gear anymore