For my part I’m impressed by just how far portraying people who have different political opinions to yours as “racists” and “deluded” can get you in modern political “discourse”. It’s an absolute winner.

What the Queen’s own TV?

If you warned me not to drink bleach it would imply that you thought I was that fcuking stupid. Some people might be insulted by that, if they were not in fact quite so lacking.

Yeah thanks for your political opinion but frankly there’s enough people over here who don’t know what’s going on but are firmly convinced of their own rectitude plus there’s Splinter, Root and Jezebel within one easy click should I want shouty people’s opinions.

But of course they do! Darling don’t be so silly, just leave these things to your betters and don’t worry your little head about things like sovereignty and common law... Because if you do you’re tantamount to being a racist and that makes you a bad person mmkay?

A bit like how those Colonials were dumb enough to leave in 1776, people laughed at them too.

The EU Court of Justice just casually mentioning what the UK may or may not do is a big part of the reason a lot of people voted to leave.

Defender, or an older Series Land-Rover. They last for forever with maintenance and even when they haven’t been they are usually capable of being reincarnated.

Yup. Spot on. (F*ck me those things are ugly aren’t they.)

What with this and the Jimney, Land-Rover is going to look pretty silly when their new, car like suburbia friendly mall crawler “Defender” hits the market.

Defenders have had collapsable steering columns since they first appeared in the 1980s.

You should break it to him that the Defender isn’t coming back, just a renamed, warmed over Discovery platform

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Yes this definitely seems like the kind of thing a vampire aristocrat would drive when he just wants to pop out to the all night grocery store.

Yeah but Nite Owl had to be good at masked vigilante stuff, otherwise he’d have just got killed (like some of the others) it was just he had er, “bedroom issues”. So yeah it was clear he had to be talented at fighting otherwise the internal logic made no sense.

The Suzuki Every is news to me. I had no idea that the Japanese had done a retro design inspired by those appallingly ugly French vans.

Sounds like a humvee type situation, you know what they say: “A camel is a horse designed by a committee”.

Damn! I was already imagining how I’d spend all those lovely US dollars courtesy of a lucrative contract with Uncle Sam.

Yes! That kind of literal, unimaginative thinking is what I fundamentally object to about the TÜV, it smacks to me of people going through a lazy ritual almost rather than actually examining and thinking about the vehicles issues.

Bingo! You and me, we’ll bid for the contract!