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MatthewKay
matthewkaycz

My kid recently bought used iPhone 3gs on electronic swapmeet for $1. And we needed 30pin usb cable which was $5. It still works, with iOS 6 and it is virtually impossible to install any decent app/game on it. So on the next swapmeet he upgraded to iPhone SE for $5.

1. That’s not a selfie. I know English is an evolving language but that’s not a fucking selfie, otherwise any goddamn photo with a face on it is a selfie.

This isn’t a selfie though. Someone is clearly taking the picture of them.

because the truck belonged to her.”

I hate when manufacturers stick to a design language for their whole lineup. I think each car should have their own character and design independent of other vehicles in the lineup.

How can you be smart enough to have $190,000 but dumb enough to spend it on a sealed cell phone?

Did the original designer have a stroke when they got to the rear end and some unpaid interns had to quicky fill in to do the job?

I like the front. Bold, different, and right.

Because it doesn’t mirror what the US is doing? Jesus wept the Americanocentrism.

They lived happily ever after as they drove off into the sunset to the sound of his ghetto ass fart pipe.

It did cross my mind ahah! But I assumed that human beings, prior to 1910 or so, couldn’t care less about life on other planets and would say that discovering fire or the wheel is of greater importance.

I’m genuinely confused by people who don’t understand why people love Wranglers. It’s pretty straightforward:

“Space Trump.” I’m totally using this. 

Tesla by a mile. They’re probably good but I cannot separate them from Space Trump. Once he goes away I will test drive one.

This is hands down the greatest story ever posted to the AV Club.  

Goddamn. Why the fuck WAS she scared of blimps, I wonder

All I know is that it made Enola gay.

Semi-related story: My mother has always had a pathological fear of blimps. It actually turned her against the entire concept of therapy when, as a young woman, a psychologist tried to suggest that it had something to do with a generalized fear of penises likely stemming from childhood trauma. She rejected that

Every over engineered German product