I had an argument with one of my coworkers about playing DVDs in her work issued laptop. She insisted that it was literally impossible to do so, so I showed her how to do it. And then she, embarrassed, confessed that when she says DVD, she means that blocky tapes (VHS). We had a good laugh over it together.

Wet track seems a bit like cheating. But my question is: shouldn’t the record go to Dennis Retera? He did 200 laps, Harris did only 19?

Since the video has been posted, it gathered only nine views. Nine! In 17 days!

It’s a champagne cooler, not a toilet :D I was thinking the same thing, that it’s too small... classic Torch, playing jokes on us. The mention about “only used as a champagne cooler” is a dead giveaway

I recently bought a new (to me) car and had to read a 200 pages long manual to understand some of the settings. Most people won’t do that.

Or just holding onto your current one a bit longer. I guess if you need to buy new car every 4 years or so, the least you could do is to buy something less polluting. 

I read this as spiders instead of snipers and since it’s in Australia, I actually believed it

It’s funny how we (developed countries) have the tendency to outsource the dirty work to undeveloped countries and then criticize them for it. 

One of my neighbors has a “Stay back at least 100 meters or I will shoot you” in English and Arabic. Above the text, there is a skull and a pair of AR-15s. He also has a baseball bat in the back (it’s clearly visible from the outside). It’s like holding a sign that says “I’m a moron!”

Maybe it's the "keep your enemies close" type of thing?

I think he suggests to vacuum the people at the stadium

It’s a shame, the Stormtrooper version looked badass

Tank with a real gun was in one of the episodes of Sledge Hammer. They also had a sub.

The guy in your story deserves to be hanged by his balls up on the flagpole, but he is not going to read a book that tells him not to be asshole. The only solution is to dump his sorry ass, not stay with him, because he is the one who should change.

No, it is not. Problem is, that man who abuse women are not going to read a book telling them not to do it. The abused one (whether is it man or a woman) need to get out of that relationship, because the abuser doesn't care.

I actually agree with you, non-replaceable components, in machines where dimensions are not that crucial, piss me off. At least this thing does not have everything soldered on and you can replace CPU, RAM and hard drive.

My high school teacher always said that batteries don't grow on trees. Well not anymore, they don't... Thank you, Apple!

Thank you, kind sir.

I can't take credit for that, the quotes are on IMDb http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1094581/quotes

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