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I had an argument with one of my coworkers about playing DVDs in her work issued laptop. She insisted that it was literally impossible to do so, so I showed her how to do it. And then she, embarrassed, confessed that when she says DVD, she means that blocky tapes (VHS). We had a good laugh over it together.

Wet track seems a bit like cheating. But my question is: shouldn’t the record go to Dennis Retera? He did 200 laps, Harris did only 19?

Since the video has been posted, it gathered only nine views. Nine! In 17 days!

It’s a champagne cooler, not a toilet :D I was thinking the same thing, that it’s too small... classic Torch, playing jokes on us. The mention about “only used as a champagne cooler” is a dead giveaway

I recently bought a new (to me) car and had to read a 200 pages long manual to understand some of the settings. Most people won’t do that.

I was tasked to teach other teachers at our school how to shoot and edit educational videos to share with our students. I said that they need to be able to shoot a video on their phone/camera/whatever and transfer the video to their computer, as that’s something I can’t help them with remotely. Majority of the older

Or just holding onto your current one a bit longer. I guess if you need to buy new car every 4 years or so, the least you could do is to buy something less polluting. 

I read this as spiders instead of snipers and since it’s in Australia, I actually believed it

“If no one else said it, attribute the quote to me because it’s what I believe in.”

Not to mention that outsourcing the production to countries with less strict environmental regulation means that the pollution possibly increases.

It’s funny how we (developed countries) have the tendency to outsource the dirty work to undeveloped countries and then criticize them for it. 

Because they are not? It’s easy to point a finger at China and India, but their per capita emission of CO2 is rather low considering their population numbers. China has 1.4 billion people and their per capita emissions of CO2 is 7.5 tons. For India with 1.2 billion people, it’s even lower at only 1.7 tons per capita.

One of my neighbors has a “Stay back at least 100 meters or I will shoot you” in English and Arabic. Above the text, there is a skull and a pair of AR-15s. He also has a baseball bat in the back (it’s clearly visible from the outside). It’s like holding a sign that says “I’m a moron!”

Maybe it's the "keep your enemies close" type of thing?

I think he suggests to vacuum the people at the stadium

It’s a shame, the Stormtrooper version looked badass

Tank with a real gun was in one of the episodes of Sledge Hammer. They also had a sub.

I think that Mario is using a WP device as his daily driver, thus making the trolly remark just a funny stab at WP crowd. I have a WP myself and thought it was a funny joke.

Someone should notify the pope about this

Are you Sledge Hammer?!?