I thought they had posted the wrong picture, or maybe the wrong year Hyundai, because that dash looks like it came from about 2002. Only when I saw the screws did I realize it was in fact, from a modern car. 

It might look better in person but the shade of grey for the plastics, very visible seams/cut lines, and overall chunkiness just screams cheap 90s penalty box.

“His answer told me everything I needed to know”

That dash looks like CRAP

Looks like a training mullet?

But thats not what the boot chute does either.

In my mind I’m picturing a baguette sticking out the back as this bops along the road.

Turns out if you just sell people what they want, they’ll pay for it! Who knew!

While I do believe there is something here, the points of the article do not reconcile.

So the website says that some of these things require physical installation (i.e. options or trim on a car) but the site “implies” that they don’t.

Imperial snapwoozles. 

TikTok, Boomer.

This is a lawsuit waiting to happen, at least it would be in the US.

It’s English feet. So it’s not actually 72 inches. It’s more like 3/4 of a hogsbead or 3-1/2 snapwoozles.

How the hell are drivers meant to get through that while texting? It’s government gone mad, completely out of touch with road users’ Instagram-watching needs.

Not gonna lie I have zero idea what the width of my truck is. Like I can pretty well gauge if it’s gonna fit somewhere, but if I saw a sign with a number I’d be hard-pressed to know.

This is somehow still not helping me understand what people are having difficulty with here.  Are they just driving along the sidewalk and surprised when they hit these not-insignificant poles?

Wish the video would show what the hell these people are hitting, since it’s conveniently hidden behind the damn bush. Or even the article, that would’ve been helpful.

I suspect just trying to line up the tool (since you can't see how it needs to orient) is probably enough to mar the surface and ruin the illusion.

But you are replacing 2 pieces that have withstood the test of time with a “single piece” that is made of at least 3 pieces that require exact precision to maintain function and aesthetic. You are introducing more chances for error than you are removing.