That’s why I always wear a cup and goggles when I accept awards.

This is why they need to replace playoff music with a guy with a paintball gun. Once that countdown clock hits zero, he starts firing. You can continue talking for as long as you want after that, but that shit hurts.

Producer Ian Stewart told Variety that the crew had “worked for months and months to make that a safe space.” He added, “We’ve worked with all the health authorities. We were signed off by LA County, we came up with a plan with them. Those tables were distanced. Everyone was vaccinated. Everyone was negative…

In which case when Rogen got there he should have just nope’d out and called it a night.  Bitching about it while continuing to participate was disingenuous.

I’ve never understood how someone could seriously arrive at the idea that companies would pay better without minimum wage laws... they are literally paying *as little as possible* without getting in trouble. Getting hired at minimum wage is literally the company saying “We value you very, very little, but we aren’t…

Every one of those nominees was informed of the time limit. Cut the mics. Do it once, to a prominent enough person, and nobody will go over the limit again.

A few weeks back I sooooo wanted to pull over and call out an older gentleman who parked at the back of a parking lot in his shiny red C7 Corvette. He parks in the back so he obviously wants to keep his car dent free. I watched him unload his cart and proceed to beach the cart onto the island adjacent to his space.…

Considering I almost killed a father while his two young children watched because he decided to stop and remove a turtle from the middle of the road around a blind corner...not a fan of people doing that.

Trolleys learn to attack cars when they are young. If you get them excited their natural tendencies come out.

They have religious or medical reasons not to return their carts.

There are always outliers, and occasionally, people do just forget, but I think your 99% estimate is pretty close to correct.

Once upon a time I worked management for a grocery store, and the cart coral was at the top of a hill. And we were outside one evening when the lot was mostly empty and watched some clown pull that maneuver with the cart going uphill. He turned and got into his expensive sedan.

I’ve seen old people who are clearly using their cart for support. Probably use a cane to get around otherwise.

Years ago when I was about 10, my moms boyfriend an I went grocery shopping. When we were finished loading the groceries, he took the cart and just PUSHED it as hard as he could toward the empty part of the parking lot. The lot was on a small slope, and the cart kept going....and going... then made a sharp turn, like…

I once got a call from my ex-wife, on the night before Thanksgiving, because she had driven her Infiniti EX35 over a shopping cart and was stuck in a parking lot. WTF?

Smart! Get there early, before the carts wake up & start roaming about the lot.

Because Kinja is a toxic dumpster fire that the herbs (fuck Jim Spanfeller!) refuse to fix, I can’t respond to this guy directly.

It affects the same people who are too weak to wear masks. For some reason.

A disability that allows you to maneuver the shopping cart through the store, checkout line, and to your vehicle, but not to the cart corral or back to the store? OK.

This is why you properly return your shopping carts, people!