1. I use FSD every day too and from work (~25 miles each way). It’s totally safe as designed.

The employee that drives it back isn’t free. They incentivize rentals that help them relocate stock to where people want it. Nothing nefarious there.

It’s to make up for the fact that now U-Haul has to pay to get the truck back to the original city where it’s in demand, instead of having a bunch of trucks in a city where nobody is leaving.

It’s not there just to fuck people over, it’s there because it’s more expensive for U-Haul to provide those kinds of rentals. 

It’s called “adulting” instead of home economics, and instead of an honor it's now scary and to be avoided. 

For those youngins that just graduated with a fancy masters degree with absolutely zero life skills - word of advice, be a minimalist. In the long run you’ll be happier. Also, learn how to do research before making a decision.

For example, if you’re paying $500/month on self storage for $100 worth of furniture/crap,…

This is the most accurate description of Teslas FSD yet 

1) self-driving is pretty good at most things, except edge cases, and 2) almost everything is edge cases.

Tesla: selling something called “full self driving.”

Just wait until a SpaceX rocket heads for a traffic light!

This is seriously so cool.

That’s why trucks are so popular. Toyota's even has a full roll down rear window to access the giant trash receptacle. 

Nope, normie need these:

Thank you for not making a slideshow out of this. I love you Torch.

It’s basically magic

No offense to your wife, but any time I see someone with a trash bag on their shifter I judge them pretty harshly.

Bonus is that the bed empties itself when you get one the freeway!  

I just stuff the small amount of trash (even on family road trips) in the driver’s door. Are we talking fast food wrappers or dirty diapers? If its just the day to day gum wrappers and string cheese plastic then just stuff it till you get home. Its a good incentive to clean out your car daily/weekly. The fast food…

What they really want: Something cheap that makes other people think they’re rich.

Somebody put a pin on the back of a flag badge and present it to Donald Trump as a prestigious military decoration. He’d wear that shit on his chest everywhere.

Darn, I want that badge :)