I’ve owned a few of them in my life

Bought one of these for my father in law when he broke his. It was winter so I told him to clean the salt off and stick it on when he got home. By the time summer rolled around, he had not installed it and couldn’t find it when I said I would.

I once bought some replacement windshield wipers for my wife’s 2014 Acadia and ended up trading the car in before I put them on. I left the wipers (still in their packaging) on the windshield of someone else’s Acadia in a Cypress, TX parking lot. I’m sure they came out and their first reaction was, “Crap, someone was…

Let me just characterize the GMT800s once and for all:

The guy is 18... He’s legally been allowed to own cars for what, 2 years now?

This is seriously so cool.

I’d allow it. When I hear a vehicle is “built to last” I always think it’s meant in a mechanical sense.

they are the last modern trucks built to last.

“These are built to last.”

That’s why trucks are so popular. Toyota's even has a full roll down rear window to access the giant trash receptacle. 

Nope, normie need these:

Thank you for not making a slideshow out of this. I love you Torch.

It’s basically magic

No offense to your wife, but any time I see someone with a trash bag on their shifter I judge them pretty harshly.

Bonus is that the bed empties itself when you get one the freeway!  

I just stuff the small amount of trash (even on family road trips) in the driver’s door. Are we talking fast food wrappers or dirty diapers? If its just the day to day gum wrappers and string cheese plastic then just stuff it till you get home. Its a good incentive to clean out your car daily/weekly. The fast food…

What they really want: Something cheap that makes other people think they’re rich.

Yeah but the average Joe doesn’t want to yank his car bumper after work to replace a bulb… and that is going to cost at a dealer.

Somebody put a pin on the back of a flag badge and present it to Donald Trump as a prestigious military decoration. He’d wear that shit on his chest everywhere.

Darn, I want that badge :)