This is my favourite excerpt.

looks like a whole lotta cringe to me

M badges on non-M BMWs.

This guy definitely walks away from explosions without looking back.

Front end was contained and yet the back still went for the nearest grouping of bystanders

They are not. 5-lugs are an option, but are not zero cost. You actually have to get 5-lug wheels if you want silver wheels as well.

Incorrect. Go look at the site. You can get 5 lug. Correct, though, that the center lock are a PITA.

At this point, I think some of the smaller youtube outfits are much more interesting than TG. Even a certain someone with a carmax warranty who we won’t name. TG is just a pompous pageant, in which I’m learning nothing. I’d rather watch Torchinsky fall through the rotting wood frame of a hand-made Romanian car in…

1973 Porsche 911 Carrera RS.

One day a blonde comes up to a man’s door and asks him if he has any odd jobs. The man says “I’ll give you $50 to paint the porch out back.” The blonde goes to work and after 30 minutes, she comes back, and tells the man she is done. “Wow, that was fast,” the man says. The blonde replies, “yes, I know, but that …

Man, if it took him 22 times to graduate I guess he really worked for it. :D

Can the Delaware Supreme Court just refuse to hear the case and let the lower court’s ruling stand? That, to me, would seem to be the quickest way to put this shit to an abrupt end.

tires

Spoiler Alert:

And the icing on the cake is you made a Jalopnik article without the article being about some catastrophic or embarrassing fuck-up.

You know, like driving a Mustang out of a C&C event.

You’ve beaten the odds!

Old enough to touch the pedals and see over the steering wheel?!

I’m sad I won’t be there to 1) be faster than Raph or 2) make fun of Raph’s sweater choices.

What do you think the first fail point was?

Was about to say I want a backstory to this, then found answer at the end of the video.