*eyeroll* This tired schtick?

Stick a sock in it. People hated Hillary long before they knew who Bernie Sanders was.

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.

An old-school refrigerator?

Sure it’s true that the US has enforced oppressive power using violence, but in saying it outright he invalidates the polite hypocrisy that is required to grease the wheels of international diplomacy.

Man, you can’t let this go. You’re still wrong on eye placement. My kid was watching it the other day and thought of your post. Emotions come from the eyes. They need to be the central part of the face. You can’t feel the same immediate reaction to the car’s emotion if the eyes are in the lights. The windshield is a…

How the fuck does this guy keep failing upwards like a Streisand hairstylist?

If anybody has any questions, I’d be happy to answer them.

Fine amounts are most certainly not arbitrary. Roger Goodell spins the NFL’s Official “Wheel’O’Fines” and wherever you land is what you owe. Not sure how else you would do it.

My testicles are vibrating with boundless energy for I am deeply excited to see Jerrum Gwelfph do good passes with his friends.

He looks like a pissed-off and slightly challenged Ryan Gosling. LA is gonna love him!

My breathing technique includes two shots of single malt scotch.

C’mon man, that’s not fair. Sox fans can’t write.