Ahhh there’s the unhinged take I was hoping for.

Unless you pronounce GUI as JEWWY, get the fuck outta here with your JIF nonsense.

Seems like it’ll be a neat solution for collectors but I honestly just want these games on my Switch. SNES games are great on the 3ds. but they are a little hard to appreciate on the small screen. The Switch like the perfect device for SNES games - with the caveat that it still lacks a joypad. Hmm.

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I am ignorant. What is that adorable thing?

What? Cheaters are crying and not playing after getting caught?

Thankfully Alamo Drafthouse will kick people out for using their phones during a movie. I don’t go to them, but it’s a great policy.

Maybe you stop looking at your tiny screen and focus on the giant one in front of you. I may spend too much time on my phone—just ask my boyfriend—but on the rare occasion I go to the movies (and I rarely go because tickets are fucking expensive), I turn my phone off when the lights dim. I’m pretty sure there’s…

You are a garbage person.

Counterpoint: Be a decent human being and keep your tiny screen in your pants while watching a movie. Or, god forbid, walk out to the entrance where you won’t bother anyone else.

In a dark theater, that tiny little bright-ass screen is really noticeable, and it takes me out of the moment. If you need to text, stay home and watch movies (or go all the way to the top row where no one is sitting behind you and will see that screen while you’re texting).

Sorry, but it’s hard to focus on the big screen in front of you when there is a small, brighter, glowing screen much closer. Unless it’s an emergency, it can wait. And if it is an emergency, well then leave the theater.

I think...it’s perfect that these things come out months after the game.

Why are people so bitchy about DLC? You got a 100% complete, fully-polished game. Maybe they had these features already planned and held them back on purpose for DLC. Maybe not. It’s impossible to know. (Aside from a handful of the amiibo-exclusive items, which don’t count, because those were always meant to be tied…

We have trust and control issues. No way would we ship an animal. We’re weird that way.

Tell him that I love him.

I know a guy who had to move from Kiev to South Korea for work. He didn’t trust any airlines to keep his dog alive for the 15+ hour-long flight, so instead of risking it or leaving his dog behind, he sold most of his stuff, mailed what little he had left to his new workplace, packed a bag full with dog supplies,…

I don’t agree with your thoughts on the editing, camera work, or aesthetics. But i will say that to me The Nolan films are my least favorite because they have none of the things that I like about Batman.

He’s not a genius. He’s not an incredible fighter. He’s not obsessed. He’s not a brilliant detective. He’s not a…