Sounds really fun for about 30 seconds, and then you spend 10 minutes cleaning up the mess.

My mom owns me online constantly.

Wow. You’re directing that “you must be fun at parties” cliche at me, for directing it at him. That is some profound mental gymnastics.

God I’m going to love the hot takes thrown out about Westbrook this year. He’s going to have all the stats.

Or just take a look at any of the dozens of appliances you probably have with clocks. ;)

I think I found my mom’s kinja account.

Kevin Martin-esque form

“It’s not a jumper, it’s a romper!” - my wife whenever I try to suggest an outfit for my three-year to wear

(WE SHOULD HAVE WON IN 93 DAMN IT CHARLES SMITH)

The “somehow” isn’t very mysterious. Both Curry and Thompson are sons of long-time NBA vets who have stayed close to the game. Green and Barnes spent years with fussy, no-BS college coaches. Bogut is a former number one overall who went to the playoffs as rookie, never went back before Dub City, and spent the years in…

The Warriors are my favorite team, Albert Burneko is my favorite internet writer, and this is my favorite piece of internet writing.