I guess that also explains why Drake and Steph are about half as freaked out as Chappelle.

Did you just all lives matter me

Is your implication that POC don’t like bands, don’t have homes, don’t like to party, or what? Which aspect is specifically white?

NOTE THE IRONY OF A CAT-PARASITE-INFESTED TOXOPLASMA ZOMBIE REFERRING TO A BOLD TRUTH-TELLER AS A “SHITHEAD”

I imagine each included D3 character will get their gender-switch counterpart as buyable skins (w/ accompanying voice changes, natch) in the future, just seem like obvious options.

Haha, I have no time off. Ever. Seriously please just kill me.

And now, Deadspin Slack discusses Will’s first paragraph.

look into the taint area of ur heart...and u will discover the most magical playground