Peter Roskam of Illinois fled to Europe also to avoid the voters of his district. Fucking baby

What a complete fucking coward! I’m sure he has some security detail with him plus a Texas Republican that doesn’t carry a handgun?? I would think that the other GOP members might think he’s a Commie. Gabby for president!!!

Has Drumpf said the term “radical Christian terrorism”? Like Drumpf said to Obama, you have to say it before you can fight it. How come I get the feeling the White House will not mention this.

Betsy DeVos could have sent an incredible shot to the bow of USS Drumpf by standing up for what is right. She doesn’t need the money that the job is paying. I’m not sure if she really cares about such issues but if she says she does and the story of a standoff is true, then I would totally respect her for trying to…

Tore that page out of Daddy’s playbook, fuck the entire family.

Bag of rotten buttholes, describes the Trump cabinet perfectly

Then maybe Mike Pence can steer some of the good ol boys kids to enter a good conversion program to get gay removed from their boys.

That’s right she is from Argentina, the Brazilian is how Drumpf likes his p***y when he grabs it.

Going to the Chicago tax protest. Cannot wait.

Didn’t know for sure, not that I care about Sanford in any way

Meatloaf song for last week at Mar-A-Lago, World peace by the iPhone light

I know it will never happen but my wet dream would be the next time Drumpf calls a press conference, the room gets filled with reporters from all media and when Drumpf walks up to the podium every single reporter walks out leaving the douchebag standing there. The only thing he hates worse than fake news is no news.…

Sanford better watch his hot Brazilian wife around Drumpf, he might try to steal her away

A glass table ?? I’m sure during sessions he holds photos of women under the table so he can fantasize that he alone is keeping them below the glass ceiling.

The large increase just means Barron was officially diagnosed with autism today.

He misspoke, He meant to say all GOP congressmen are at home waiting for their Stepford wives to make them breakfast then give them a small kiss on the cheek and off to the office, while the wife cleans her pearls counting the minutes until their king get home. Dickbag Republicans

After seeing the title photo, it’s all falling into place. Drumpf signs a hastily put together ban on Muslims and folks with green cards, Melania has not been seen since then, Drumpf has given orders to keep Melania out of the country, send her back to Transylvania or wherever the fuck she’s from. Next step is to have…

Come on Nordstrom, by not selling her clothes line you’re putting good Americans out of work.... oh that’s right, our America first president still hasn’t opened his big yap whether he’s moving the manufacturing of his shitty things back to our shores (my guess he won’t move anything back, putz)

Steve Bannon looks like a fucking racist who is intent on bringing down this country in record time. Ok, not so funny.

I figured Drumpf’s speech would be like this. “I really like the huge things Frederick Douglass is doing. It takes bigly courage to buy a farm in Hooterville (which is a place that I’d love to visit from the name) and move there with his city wife Lisa and try to make America great again by farming.