I have a great business Idea, I want to start a bus company. I figure with the weekly DC protests that Drumpf is causing, I should make a killing. My other idea was to try to finance a new version of “Our American Cousin” with free tickets to Drumpf, but he’s to low class to attend theatre.

His mind probably explodes over the sight of an escalator. I can see the orange weasel not knowing to grab the germy rail or which little foot should move first. I can him worrying about the mean machine eating his shoelace and him faceplanting. What a fucking embarrassment.

Nothing is going to happen, everything will be back to normal about 3AM when Drumpf tweets out a new photos claiming that his inauguration was attended by 17 trillion people. with a follow up tweet calling Madonna & Rosie O’Donnell the biggest pigs in show biz.

Hello Republicans??? Where are you??? Anyone??? A year ago when Drumpf announced these evil plans, all the GOP dickheads (McConnell, Ryan, McCain) spoke up about how this plan is un-American. Tonight nothing but crickets from those clowns. Have your wives unlock your balls for the mantle to stand up to oppose this…

Doesn’t sound like EXTREME VETTING!!!

I live in the GOP strong hold Dupage County in Illinois. While it is heavily Republican it is also highly populated with many Muslim people. I hope people start rattling off calls to their local offices to express their displeasure with MEin Drumpf. I pray that some GOP members will get the balls to stand up to the…

Drumpf might just have a place for him in his administration. This asshole should be chained to a chair and forced to watch a Lady Gaga show, or chained to a flatbed truck and made Grand Marshall of any pride parade this summer.

I thought “punch a Nazi” was another term for masturbating , like “beat the bishop,” “greasing the weasel.”

I heard Canada is building a wall.

I can see W. sitting with some folks knocking back a drink (or maybe a soda since I know he’s an alcoholic), I can see Obama doing the same, Drumpf on the other hand I would think he would want no time spent with the minions. I think he would want a long hot shower to wash the middle class cooties off his little hands.

They probably have an old VCR hooked up with a fuzzy, crackling tape of Robin Leach with the Drumpf edition of “Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous.”

This is based on his unquenchable ego and his tissue paper skin. Drumpf could bring back a million jobs, make the U.S. a million times better but he will always be hung up that he wasn’t as popular as Obama or Hillary. I bet he screamed for a recount on his high school prom king vote, what a sad pathetic man.

Can we just have a re-election, the whole shebang. Maybe after 5 days in office enough people will see is completely cookoo for coco puffs and he not only lose the popular vote but also the electoral college. (I know it’s a dream)

This is where it will get scary, Drumpf and a Republican congress and house can pass some really bullshit law to take all that land, I hope I’m wrong but I can see that. Is this where all the NRA folks who screamed about Obama & Hillary taking their weapons stand to find the government over the land grab?

Let them build the wall and do it quickly, then have a big celebration for when the last piece is to be installed. Have Drumpf there for the celebration and at the last second have the Secret Service toss his ass to the Mexican side, lower the last piece down. Done, Now film Drumpf trying to get help over the wall…

Unfortunately I think our shitty leader would dip it in gold, give it a boob job and call it Melania or the big neon “no vacancy” sign will be installed right in front of lady liberty.

Unfortunately I think our shitty leader would dip it in gold, give it a boob job and call it Melania or the big neon “no vacancy” sign will be installed right in front of lady liberty.

To keep things orderly in DC, Drumpf should install one of those ticket number dispensers like at the deli counter for the groups that will be protesting this asshole. Each weekend will be another group, women’s issues, immigration, environment, civil rights, labor. I think DC should just concrete the national mall to…

“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,,,” I guess that is Drumpf’s alternative fact. It’s beginning to look like there will be weekly marches across the nation. It’s so fucking depressing. Does the immigration ban include the work visas he uses to get slave labor at his gold…

From the look of the cover photo, maybe she got into a tussle with herself.