The Drumpf administration reminds me of the Simpsons episode when Homer ets mad at the garbage man then sets out to run the Springfield sanitation department running on outlandish promises. Homer wins the election but is soon overwhelmed with the job and blows the entire department budget in a week. Pretty much sums…

Pete Davidson of SNL pretty much said it in a radio interview. Saying that Drumpf kept trying to get out of reading cue cards by saying he had funnier adlib lines that no one else agreed with and when he did read the couple of cards he couldn’t figure out the punctuation that made the joke work.

I heard Bush lost the bet because he ran out of pop up books.

Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode when George interviews for the job at Pendant Publishing without any knowledge of any authors and suggests one of his favorite writers is Art Van de Lay. Drumpf is such an asshole.

I believe the seriousness of the job is hitting him like a ton of bricks. I can’t imagine he was running that much of the Drumpf day to day businesses. I’m sure he has thing 1 and thing 2 making most of the decisions. Now there is so much to do that he needs to make huge decisions it’s probably warping his mind. I…

With all the hologram talk in the news, maybe the GOP will have to create a hologram of some 22 year old sexpot urging Drumpf to grab her pussy while wheeling the hologram out of his office so he will chase after it to grab the elusive genitalia only to have Kellyann Conway lock the door behind him to lock him out.

Events with better ticket sales: 1 free Craigslist colonoscopy, Dream date with Martin Skreli, Dissertation consult with Monica Crowley, Free gym workout with Chris Christie, Free beauty consult with Kellyane Conway, Democracy lessons in Moscow from Vladimir Putin, I day pass to be Drumpf’s spray tan person including…

Just aanounced on Twitter, The Drumpf committee in an effort to reach out to women and African-Americans has hired Bill Cosby to do about 20 minutes of stand up.

Drumpf wanted to hire Pussy Riot based on the name but was informed their music isn’t in sync with the Drumpf oppressive platform.

Good idea, the new administration already has the clowns, all that’s missing is the 3 rings.

I heard that Drumpf wanted to hire the Insane Clown Posse but everyone was confusing them for his cabinet.

I was kind of sad seeing King on the news tonight saying that he wants to build a bridge. If anyone should have held Drumpf’s feet to the fire I was hoping it was him.

Does Ripley’s count???

This just in, Meredith McIver has been Identified as Monica Crowley

The 2000 words were the ones that cannot be attributed to someone else.

Let me guess, A Republican that is just following the protocol set forth by the president elect. If the big boss can go around grabbing women by the genitals then it’s good enough for a small town county official. I love that it was caught on a camera.

At seventy years of age all I can hope for is that he drops from a massive grabber tweeting at 4 AM about how SNL made fun of him.

Well good luck to you. Just take a breath, don’t do anything you’re not 100 % ready to do. Make sure and get your home inspected by a reputable inspector. Remember time is on your side to find a great place.

Make s you pick a home with a good school district.

Trump is said to have plagiarized articles for his scam Trump U courses, Melania stole Michelle’s speech for her RNC speech. Monica Crowley stole a ton of material for her book, her newspaper articles and her dissertation. Why would anyone tied to the Trump camp have a band that plays their own music when they can use…