Melonia's outfit looked much better when Michelle Obama first.

I watched Drumpf's interview a few weeks ago on ABC with David Muir. Part of the interview dealt with American jobs and Muir asked Drumpf how he could call out Apple & Carrier when his own items are made overseas. Drumpf said how hard it was to make clothing here, well dickbag, if you cannot make your shitty ties here…

If the Democrats really want to turn Republican voters against Drumpf they should just publicly mention that Melania stole a speech from a black lady. The GOP backwater voters cannot handle something like that!

Just tonight I was walking through Manhattan when I saw an image walking out of a hotel. It was an image of an older man all dressed in white surrounded by other ghouls. I froze in my tracks as the ghost got closer, then as it approached me I saw that it was just Donald trump in his Klan outfit.

At first glance at the photo, I thought her leg was on fire.

Van Palin was so much better with David Lee Drumpf as the lead singer.

I'm writing a short story of a ghost taking over the body of a famous talk show host, I call it Phantom of the Oprah. I'll let myself out. Congrats and good luck with your project.

Celebrate by leading an incredible, fun life, leaving skid marks on this part of your life. Your happiness going forward without him will destroy the douchebag. Feed him to the alligators, the gator could choke on the ring. Congratulations!!

Hmmm, bent over crying? Saw that before, Be like Mike. Everyone at ESPN just came together.

No matter how many people get killed on TV (it could be 1000 kids killed on TV) The NRA will never blame guns. They will always have an out (the killer was a terrorist, insane, a disgruntled employee, whatever they say they will have an out.

My son and I went to a local park to see two cover bands, one was the Stones and the other was the Beatles. The Beatle band did Revolver in its entirety. Fun night.

I took my son to see Weird Al, I wasn’t looking forward to it but I have to say the show was really good. The music was good and I had a great time.

It's sickening that these Republicans all write about how sorry they are and how their hearts go out to the community while I would bet the farm that these dickholes would never vote for one single bill that would improve the lives of the LGBT community. These assholes have the NRA's double barrel so far up their…

As a parent of an autistic teenager and the spouse of a special needs administrator I would like to say thank you for your devotion to kids with special needs. We have been fortunate to have many incredible teachers who have tried their very best to work with my son. I always say that special needs teachers are doing…

Welcome to the Chicago area!! I live in the West burbs. Besides Rivinia, you are close to the Chicago Botanical Gardens which is beautiful. We have two great zoos, Brookfield and Lincoln Park (which is free). The lakefront is always happening. There is a new Ferris wheel at Navy Pier. In August is the air and water…

Now local people need to start calling his workplace and place requests for tows, give an address and when Goober shows up nothing will be there. Fuck this dude.

I hope someone in the kitchen wiped their ass with the shell or jerked off into it before serving it to the dickhead

Dear Mrs. Emken, I hope you enjoyed selling your soul to the spray tanned devil. Keep changing your views for the highest bidder. Maybe Drumpf wil have a special place for you in his cabinet, but I'm sure you will be left by the roadside if God forbid is to win.

I work in physical therapy and just sat in on a presentation for using electrical stimulation for incontinence. The presenter said that the results have been positive. Something to look into.

Any education at any age is awesome. Trying is not failing, not trying is. Try to find some help for your anxiety. I know that's easy to say but my son has anxiety and meds and support have helped him come a long way.