Miley annoys the ever livin fuck out of me. My old man rant is over.

I have one wish, to see Miley Cyrus stick her stupid tongue on the back of a top fuel dragster then have it ripped from her stupid mouth. Hate her.

In this case I am assuming he is a douchebag DJ who thinks he is God’s gift to house music. If someone has a medical condition I understand.

LOL

So much for accuracy, the first paragraph states that he is a member of the Broncos, then later it states the last team he played for was the Pats. I assume he will be playing for the Mean Machine shortly.

HAHA!! I love that!

Nice glasses dick bag. I hate people who wear sunglasses inside. Just looking at this clown you can tell he's a complete dick. You know he thinks being a DJ is more important any job in the world.

Playboy is going for the overlooked Catholic priest and the GOP family matters demographic.

Thank you, I was too lazy to find an image to post. lol

Toss all involved into prison and make them drink the water. I had read that the government told businesses and their own offices not to drink the water.

Like the Simpsons episode when Monty Burns runs for mayor and they serve him a three eyed fish that was caused by his nuke plant.

How did he break the news to Kim Davis that she will not be Huckabee's vice president?

Who does she think she is? Sue Ellen Mishke?

Tell him you want a dick pic, then totally rip him on the size, shape, color, whatever you can to make dickbag feel like a shit.

I'm so wrinkly that I need to be pressed twice a week.

Just remember, tapa, tapa, tapa!

Once found my parents vibrator. ewwwww. lol

My wife has had a broken bone in her foot and a broken heel. Both instances she had the hardware removed and had no problems. Good luck with it and hope you find some relief.

Build a wall around the GOP convention that will be in Cleveland and let the clowns fight until there is one sole survivor, then shoot him.

My wife and I moved in together right after the wedding, bad idea! I would have waited a year lol.