Or did he resign because he thought his email was about to go viral and he would be dragged through the mud and his reputation would take a much bigger hit than if he just resigned? Resign and disappear before becoming the national media's piñata.

The jokes write themselves

The judge told him right after the verdict came in, "Wow wow wow, wow, wow, wow wow wow wow!!"

Sorry for the cheese related accident :)

I heard there's a new ABC special, "You're a complete sociopath, Charlie Brown."

When sentenced, Robbins was quoted as saying "Good Grief!"

The coaches should have had both teams practice their shots using the helicopter as a backstop.

Just weeks ago when the Cubs made it to the playoffs I saw the usual suspects, John Cusack, Eddie Vedder, Blago would have been there if he wasn’t serving time, I didn’t see Vince Vaughn or Jim Belushi, maybe Vaughn is busy filming Dodgeball II and Belushi is on tour with the Blues Brothers playing a county fair…

Don't forget Vince Vaughn, ugh.

If there are going to be this many debates, they should run like “Survivor Washington DC”. After each episode one candidate gets voted off GOP Island never to return. The survivor then gets the privilege to get their ass kicked by Hillary.

What a douchebag. When my kids were born all I was concerned with at that very moment was the care and condition of my wife and the child, while it's a joyous event that exact moment is intense. What a clueless half wit.

Here's my 2 jokes: Did you hear Lorena was involved in a car crash? Some dick cut her off. 2. Did you know Lorena was Russian? Her maiden name is Kuturcockov? It's not often I can tell those.

My wife

What a legal shit show you will see when God forbid some maniac rents a condo through airbnb and kills the next door neighbor. Who's responsible? Airbnb will say the screening process failed on this instance, the condo owner will be on the hook because they had no business making their place a hotel suite. I hate…

If Favre had the tablet he would just looking for a way to get a picture of his dick on there and see if he could send it out in a mass email to every female reporter in North America. Also, if that was Jay Cutler that tossed the tablet to the ground, the media would call him every name in the book.

The woman was obviously driven past her breaking point. Her options were so limited or at least she didn’t know where else to turn to. As I had written earlier, my wife and I have a son with special needs and without my wife’s knowledge of the subject matter and our ability to pay for many treatments, most parents…

While I will never condone the murder, as a parent of a special needs child who is on the spectrum I know how hard it is to raise a special needs child. I am fortunate that my wife is a special education expert and we work together as a team. With that said, dealing with my son is a full time job and it affects every…

God forbid he strikes again, I can only see the worst case scenario. Then what will the NFL say???

We are giving him a second chance to show what kind of raging asshole he can be. As long as he's playing well I'm not concerned if he's out beating the snot out of every woman he comes in contact with. Once his play falls off we will cut him instantly.