If the NCAA really cared about the athletes they would design a standard discipline program that would take the BS out of the school’s hands, but as I write this I know the outcome would be campus police covering up infractions even more than they do now. In a perfect world though, it would be nice to see standard…

Wow! A whole one game suspension!! That's showing him. College sports are so sleazy.

It's a chem trail from Belichick's spy balloon that escaped the other day. The Military is just covering for Robert Kraft. The Balloon was spying on every NFL & CFL team.

I’d rather see this:

I'm surprised ABC let anyone dress as characters from a rival network like Fox's Empire. The Today Show's makeup and costume designer should be fired, if that's too drastic, force them to wear those shitty outfits all weekend.

My Best friend who is a die hard Cubs fan told me the story that he was at a game at Wrigley Field and had these primo seats right behind the 1st base. During the game the 1st base coach tossed a foul ball into the stands for a little kid but two 20 year old dicks intercepted the ball. The whole section started…

Can we just get a player to climb into the stands and crosscheck that fucker in the throat. The douche should be booed out of the stadium.

Chara didn't need the mask.

Speaking of ships, I wish old Spongebrain Carson would be on this one:

How long will it be before we hear of some Einstein falling off a cliff dong first while trying to take a stupid picture like this.

I guess that's a compliment, but I think it's a bit creepy.

2.6 billion with a B??? Bought it for 2.6 billion and after 5 years the military will sell it to Pepridge Farm who will paint it orange and make a goldfish for the Macy's parade.

I will be 50 in December, this is how I feel.

I hate his Eddie Munster hair triangle.

Or the ultimate backfire on that pick up line, "your labia reminds me of my Mom's."

I can see it now, people asking how the two of you met, “Well he was staring at my labia from across the room and I couldn’t resist, now if he would just notice what color my eyes are."

Next will be labia tattooing, maybe pick a swatch of your favorite drapes to have tattooed on your labia. I would want someone to pick The Simpsons kitchen curtains.

Gateway to Eden?

Stating "You have the labia of a 21 year old" is not a good pickup line

Ben Carson gives it two thumbs up!