Racist and homophobic cops? I’m shocked.

Cops being racist? First I’ve ever heard of this...

If you can touchtype you can do it. Otherwise I understand why you would not be able to do it by feel.

Send out checks to everyone—more money supply—so there’s less value. And we get inflation—only an idiot couldn’t see that effect coming.

This reminds me of a recent road rage event in Florida where a pregnant woman hit a guy on a motorcycle and fled the scene.

I’m a gun owner, and I use it for target shooting and I sometimes take it into the mountains for large animal protection if I’m alone (I also carry bear spray as a first line of defense). I’m also a very even keeled person, not prone to emotional outbursts. But even I know that carrying a weapon daily only makes this…

Yet another “Well Regulated Militia” protecting the amber waves of grain from tyranny. Thanks, NRA.

Well Republicans tell me that arming people makes them safer and more polite, so clearly this is fake news.

I like how it is easier to get a gun in this country than it is to vote.

The real trick is not letting it dip below 50 mph.

“Within my means” is really the key to most purchases.

I welcome you to sit behind me, an average height man (5' 10"), in the back seat of a subcompact car.

“Within my means" is really the key to most purchases.

Well, they will let any idiot publish their mindless bleatings on the internet.

The best part of this would be charging them in a completely different state than they live in.  Have fun taking the fucking bus from LA to Chicago for your trial, idiot.

She’s got that Don Jr coked out glassy eye look there…

To be honest she’s holding up well after thirty odd years.

I like to get a different daily driver every few years so I have some great ones. This is my favorite: In 2008, I had an NA Miata that I decided to sell. It was worth maybe $3,000 at the time. I posted it on Craiglist and got an email from a local eye doctor who specialized in LASIK surgery offering me LASIK in…

Glued to a log and tossed into the Mississippi is exactly how my parents found me.