Hi, this is my good dog. That is all.

I don’t even read comment sections and yet the suggestion of “DON’T BUY A CAR” on a car website was so dire that I found myself summoned as if by a brace of wizards.

I’m going to have to ask you to leave now, please. Don’t make a scene.

Is this the movie poster for Rocky IV Loko?

Irregardless, Boston sucks.

Steve Bannon looks like Philip Seymour Hoffman - now.

I like the SEALS that weren’t killed. Sad.

Really, how hard was the hit? Did Alexander ring Graham’s bell?

See you tomorrow.

Ok but back to the important part - how many abortions did you sell her?

To be fair, I don’t think Trump was referring to Langer when he said “that German guy had some interesting thoughts.”

It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.

Another doggo fails at catch.

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

I wonder why Jon Chait didn’t get that same sense of welcoming from his women friends.

A veteran criminal gang with 3 women and a 72 year old master counterfeiter? Can we get a show about them? They sound infinitely more interesting than the Kardashians.