Sorry, but they just elected the human equivalent of TL;DR.

No idea!

-San Diego Chargers.

right. how could a 64 year old white man who has cheated several times at his multi-million dollar job and gotten away with it while controlling the lives of dozens of undereducated men of color be a trump supporter?

For a guy who’s maybe never met a dog, he excels at whining like a little bitch.

No idea how he got a hold of Louisiana Senate candidate David Duke’s speech.

No, the American League should eliminate them.

Well Kinja user TrumpIsBad...

We’re fine, although my kids keep asking what happens if Trump wins and I just answer HE WONT and then they’re like yeah but what if he does and all I say back is HE WONT because I have no actual answer

So...Tuesday. We’re totally fucked, right?

Generally, second-year players who’ve been buried at the end of benches don’t qualify; there’s just not enough tape. The signs from Oubre are very discouraging, though. I’m afraid he probably is butt.

“We’re going across the country, from New York to Pennsylvania and back again.”

I just want to keep getting buddy candy at lower distances like I did all last weekend. Coupled with bonus candy from catches I was able to rack up 140 magikarp candy on Sunday. I finished racking up the final 16 I needed on Monday. Gyarados unlocked. Mission Accomplished.

I want you to go to bed tonight thinking about this guy, and how pretty he is, and how good he is, because all these backs are the same. They’re all pretty, and they’re all special...
it was mostly tongue in cheek... The only point was that Zeke hasn’t been popped yet

Nah.

Rollie Fingers. Also a rare name that is also a sentence.

Hey, you forgot to write “Fuck Chan Gailey and Buddy Nix forever!” as your last sentence.

This feels silly to type, but what impresses me most about Marshawn stories is they all seem to illustrate a man who is tremendously present. He doesn’t seem to be somewhere else when people interact with him. He doesn’t have alternate plans. He doesn’t decline the invite. The focus and mindset he demonstrated as a…