Yea, hire a professional caterer

How do you fit a Ferrari in a motel room?

Your favorite movie is "Turbo" with the snail, and your favorite band is The Smashing Pumpkins? Is that a bear staring off into the distance behind the Turbo Pumpkin?

I named my car the TurboPumpkin

I stick with the original, Pilsner Urquell.

Trick question. The answer is all of them, given enough time.

As the world runs low on barn finds we could see more arm finds in the future.

This implies that justice is also a duck. I don't know how to feel about that.

I swear, this entire website is on drugs.

I remember hearing an interview where Tom Walkinshaw said "the psychological pressure placed on other drivers when being overtaken by an estate cannot be ignored".....that"s GOLD. They were the fasted.....not stolen estates in the world!

Sounds like a bug in the design

HUMBLE

RADIENT

TERRIFIC

SOME PIG!

Woman: Is that Doug DeMuro hiding in the bushes over there?

Come on, Patrick! I love Jalopnik, and am more-or-less addicted to checking the front page and Oppo every couple of hours, but why do we need language like that in the headline? I know I'm a lot more reluctant to share a link to an (otherwise awesome) article if it has needless levels of profanity or obscenity. Keep…

There ya' go: Unimog Zetsche Snow Plow signature edition

Does this help? Orlove might recognize it now.

V8s only came in MediocreAmerica trimline?