At great risk of sounding like a health nut, actually pimientos/roasted red pepper and apple (both chopped VERY fine) are excellent additions to chicken salad. If you bring egg salad, also bring good lettuce and sliced tomatoes.

This is stupid. I enjoy "spirited driving" just as much as any other guy, but racing is for the track. I live in a town of 8,000 people, and I know of two different tracks within 20 minutes drive. I hope the racer spends some serious time in a prison cell thinking about what he did.

Yep. I had Shark Fin soup when I was in China. Tasted sorta like Campbell's Chicken Noodle, but saltier and more poor-sharks-with-no-fins-ier.

If only it was turbo-diesel...

There is really nothing more Jalop than an ugly 80's wagon built by Aston Martin.

Dat ain't a Jeep. Move along folks, nothing to see here.

Plus one. As a TJ owner, I believe the only acceptable Jeeps are the ones of Wrangler/CJ/MJ heritage, Cherokees, Scrambler/Comanche, or Wagoneer.

Also, it's standard procedure for the officer to offer it to the nearest people. I've hit a deer and taken it home — it got me 60 lbs. of venison for free, and kept the carcass from rotting on the side of the road.

Hey mate, deer here are really common. I live in a town of about 8k people, inside city limits, and I find deer in my front yard all the time. Deer are pretty fragile, too. While a wild boar or a bear might survive being hit by a car, a deer rarely will. The cost to rehab injured deer would be monstrous. With the…