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I have never had cantaloupe that didn’t taste like it went bad two weeks ago. They were my dad’s favorite and we always had them in the house. The very smell makes me nauseated.

Oh god no, please NO! As far as who would be a good Gambit, I think Ryan Gosling or Joaquin Phoenix could pull it off but god damn it I fucking hate Channing Tatum.

My wife is a huge Conchords fan (as am I) so she was really excited to see him at the beginning. We actually caught him and Bret when they stopped by our local park to play a show last summer:

Marvel has been just churning out such “happy mediums” for several years now. The trick is to accurately adapt the concept appropriately for the different medium, not to slavishly “try to make it look like the comic.”
When it’s well done we wind up discussing the costumes based on their merits in-world, not which

When I feel a rage strok coming on I like to listen to ‘Aenima’ by Tool. The lyrics are perfect for the moment:

Some say the end is near; Some say we’ll see Armageddon soon; I certainly hope we will; I sure could use a vacation from this Bullshit, three ring circus sideshow of stupid shit; One great big festering neon

I know, man! The places my mind can go sometimes scares the ever-loving fuck out of me. Oh god....I just thought of something else....add ‘having to watch him apply his spray tan’. OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME?!

SO much. I have a coworker who keeps track of what time everyone comes in, how many sick days they take, and how long they’re on the phone. At one point she told me “You know, that’s the 4th cup of tea you’ve made today. It’s surprising you get anything done.”

O she’s awful but entertaining as hell and I mostly meant “I mean look at her”

It hits a lot of the key notes that a Star Trek film should. It is flawed but the characters are played well and it has some quality cheese. In retrospect it holds up better than I remembered. And that line about the Starship, well it works. It just works. I miss Kirk.

Ha! So I knew that Brad Pitt screaming “What’s in the bawwwwwwwwx?!” was from the climax of the movie. But based on a comment made by a friend’s mom when I was in 5th grade (yup, that math checks out) I thought it was referring to a dead baby. So I was somewhat surprised? In that horrific sort of way.

Sugalumps!

Ugh Zoidberg. You never fail to disappoint. You can just woop-woop yourself to the nearest dumpster and think about how terrible you are!

Get off my lawn!

Yes, once Michael Hogan shown up I had this realisation “this is New Caprica all over again”.

Ugh... I can imagine it now... ER’s and hospitals will be filled with people who’s eyes have literally detached from rolling so hard...

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Yeah, suddenly most post-apocalypse stories have lost their appeal.

Exaaaaactly!

Yes, but then there’s the confusion between which franchise you’re referring to Star trek or Star Wars...