“Complete this phrase: one in the ____ is worth two in the ___.”

“...you know, now that I think about it, that is a better title.”

The category was “People who annoy you”...

No, blpppt, the correct answer is naggers.

Uhhh, I know it, but I dont think I should say it.....

That movie was FINE. There, I said it. You can all judge me now :P

“Sharia Law” sounds like a made-up TV name for the lead character in a show about a female hard-drinking street-justice vigilante in a near-future dystopia Earth.

I have serious questions for parents that afraid of hearing swear words. #1 of which is “how the fuck do you drive with your kids in the car??” Or is it just my kid whose first sentence is gonna be “feel free to use a fucking turn signal, ya shitwad.”

Letting your kids watch a blood sport where they witness grown men do indescribable damage to each other: Fun family activity!

Are we talkin’ public?

Poo like samurai

What, you don’t cut a hole in the ass part of your pants every time so you can poop while wearing them, then burn the ruined pants in a nightly religious ceremony ? Weirdo.

I mean if you dont like it yet you are probably a monster but you should seriously give it a shot and finish the first season. It’s some of the best writing, fight scenes, and animation from any animated series I’ve ever watched.

Kind of feel like you might not understand the target demographic of Taco Bell. Stoners shouldn’t be anywhere near hot oils.

you just need to sandwich the meat in between to pieces of cling wrap and beat the crap out of it.

How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit? 

When I feel a rage strok coming on I like to listen to ‘Aenima’ by Tool. The lyrics are perfect for the moment:

“Some say the end is near; Some say we’ll see Armageddon soon; I certainly hope we will; I sure could use a vacation from this Bullshit, three ring circus sideshow of stupid shit; One great big festering neon…

I know, man! The places my mind can go sometimes scares the ever-loving fuck out of me. Oh god....I just thought of something else....add ‘having to watch him apply his spray tan’. OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME?!

Well, how the hell do YOU do it?