Neither did io9 either apparently, judging by their horrible review. And by horrible, I mean that it was way off the mark.

I really wish io9 would quit trolling this movie. It was actually a very good film. I actually saw it in the theaters twice (well first run once, then a dollar show viewing). I can’t really recall why the reviewer panned it so hard, but after I first saw the movie, I had to honestly wonder if we’d even seen the same…

hahaha, THIS! “How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?” is actually my favorite line of his from Aliens, and man he had a lot of them! Honestly, almost every line of dialog he had in that movie was golden, but over the years I have constantly found myself asking this question, from when I actually was in the…

Actually, at this point, nuclear holocaust is starting to look like a pretty promising solution to our problems and frankly the best case scenario rather than playing out the next 4 years.

What kind of 9th circle of hell shit did you just dream up, you sadistic bastard?! Wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy... okay, yeah maybe my worst enemy deserves that, but no one else on earth should ever have to suffer like that.

I pray for nuclear holocaust these days. I really do. The end can’t come quick enough.

YES! Thank you, I was going to respond to the same effect but you said it perfectly.

Yes, the FOX News School of “Journalism”.

Jesus, warn a mothafucker before you put images of carnage and extreme nausea-inducing gore on here like that.

YES!! Make this happen, SNL!!! John Goodman as Bannon ftw!!!

The animation looks different than the first season. A little more... crisp? Not sure, but it looks like we are in for more of the awesomeness that we saw in Season 1, and I am looking forward to it, it looks great!

Is this on Crunchyroll or available for streaming in the U.S. yet? What platforms is it available on?

Give us 1 example of a super studly Star Wars fan.... yeah, didn’t think so. HAA!

Right?! Very click-baity article headline...

Well, I don’t know what all the hate about this movie is for... haven’t seen it, but I plan on seeing it, despite this review. Guess I’ll find out soon enough.

Right?!?! I grew up with cats and still live amongst them today, and this always bugged me. But then, cats don’t really “act” on cue, so it was a genuine reaction to something off camera, but who knows what...

Wow, you must be a Cubs fan. Leave the Cardinals out of it, please.

Here’s a new hashtag to start trending....

Prometheus is a waaaaaay better film than those piece of shit AvP movies that frankly don’t even merit inclusion in the franchise, no matter how weak people already think it. Why would you pick on Prometheus instead of AvP?! Why?

Prometheus is a waaaaaay better film than those piece of shit AvP movies that frankly don’t even merit inclusion in…

Soooo, um, did I click on The Onion by mistake? I thought I was going to io9 and associated Gawker sites, but this... lol! Wow, my sarcasm meter just exploded!