Holy shit, I didn’t know he died. :(

Yes, the FOX News School of “Journalism”.

Cue fart noises...

1,000,000,000,000

Yes, but that trend of movies gave us the delightful Not Another Teen Movie. Not sure why but it has a special place in my heart.

Yes, I came here to point that out too. I think it was on SyFy about 2 or 3 months ago. I still have it recorded on my TiVo (I haven’t watched it yet).

It’s all part of the Lego-Military-Industrial Complex... LEGOS ARE LIES!!!!

Stupid thing is broken, it seems I can only give this post one star out of the thousands it deserves to get, dammit!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! You leave Satch and Yngwie alone!! They are amazing!

And so the shitting on of DC based movies by io9 continues, this time in Lego format. Sigh...

Jesus, warn a mothafucker before you put images of carnage and extreme nausea-inducing gore on here like that.

Thank god they’re finally using a different song that Hooked on a Feeling, that song is soooo fucking played out.

YES!! Make this happen, SNL!!! John Goodman as Bannon ftw!!!

OH FUCK YOU, JUST FUCK YOU... NOW I WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN. EVER.

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

Wah-waaa... thanks Debbie Downer.

Wow, that is soooooo Black Mirror.

When in doubt go with Mcguffin.

Tell that to the non-existent franchise of John Carter movie. Notice I didn’t put an “s” on the word movie. Perfect example of Hollywood having a really good movie with the potential for an almost unending series of additional movies to be made if they had just marketed the movie correctly. Sadly, John Carter fell on…

Wait, Michael Peña is going to have a lead role in a non-comedic genre film? Okay this I gotta see... I love him as a humorous secondary character, but it will be interesting to see him hold a serious sci-fi flick together, even if it winds up being some kind of Roland Emmerich style popcorn flick. I’m in.