I came here to be the shitty troll who says “meh, I could care less about any of these movies except for maybe a couple of them”, but it turns out there’s at least a solid dozen, maybe more, that I genuinely want to see but had forgotten about.

I thought you said there were too many pirates in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies, lol! [thinking: well duh, why wouldn’t there be a lot of pirates? the word pirate is right in the title] :)

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Right?! This is my most anticipated and desired comic book based film, more than anything that Marvel or DC are working on right now, and yet it could possibly not even be made at all, despite the built in audience who love the first two films.

Would that be Senor Nolano?

Ha ha, I noticed that too! They had Cylon Number 2 (Gary), Number 4 (Lem), and also I think the ex-preacher was Saul Tigh the Battlestar’s XO, who was of course also a cylon (one of the final five, but I don’t remember if they were numbered).

And this movie is rated what exactly? Because if it’s another PG-13, it can fuck right off with the rest of the shitty sub-par horror movies made for millennials in the last 15 years or so...

Ha haaa!! Me too!! I hated his guts because he played that character so well!!

I agree. Let’s not keep rebooting beloved series and characters. I had zero interest in Nu-Trek where the original cast were replaced by hot young faces, and I have zero interest in them revamping Han Solo with some fresh new young face of the week, either.

Is it just me or does A Cure for Wellness seem a bit like the basic premise of Shutter Island? Granted, it looks much more visually appealing, but I get the sense that a very similar story will be told.

Where in the hell did you get that gif?! :D

Ugh... I can imagine it now... ER’s and hospitals will be filled with people who’s eyes have literally detached from rolling so hard...

You get a star for that, because it was exactly what I was thinking when I read that title too. :)

Ahh yup! That’s about right...

hahahahaha, wtf is wrong with that cat!?!?! :)

Haha!! I did that last night after suffering my 16th consecutive day of crippling back pain that my doctor still can’t fix. Another of a million reasons I personally hate 2016.

This wasn’t scary or funny, just dumb.

thank you, I was going to point that out, too... :)

The 2nd and 3rd posters are a bit spoilery if you think about it. They both contain the image of the monster, the 2nd one quite prominently in fact, but as you’re watching the show, they don’t give you a good look at the creature for quite awhile, creating the anticipation and curiosity of what is out there and the…

Give us 1 example of a super studly Star Wars fan.... yeah, didn’t think so. HAA!