Six of your Butt-22 are on the Chicago Bulls.

Having the sick impulse to call the cops, from the site of one of the worst flood disasters in American history, to report victims of that flood for looting a supermarket; but also: a crime

Why is there a toad sitting next to Louie CK?

I thought Al Kaline water was mostly bourbon.

The brothers are there to keep Nikola in line, but when he is on the road:

No no no, this is when Barkley doubles down. He always doubles down. They don’t call him the Round Mound of Rebound for nothing. He’s gonna be right back up. If you’re going to get into a spat with a man who literally threw a guy through a window, prepare to feel the pane.

Its really odd considering all their other siblings are named George Foreman.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

The Cubs aren’t even the coolest baseball franchise in the city of Chicago.

I thought perhaps it was KEITH HERNANDEZ.....

Well, the guy next to backwards hat woman appears to be looking down at the vacant space, which lends credence to the “ducked down immediately” theory.

You park at an angle that makes the spot next to very difficult to park in but you’re an asshole so you leave it and fuck anyone else who wants to park there in anything but a bike.

People who don’t say thank you whenever a common courtesy is extended (i.e. holding the door open). People who don’t tip. People who don’t clean up their dog’s crap. People who litter. People who put gum anywhere other than in the trash (or at least a napkin).

The quality has submarined.

You couldn’t be more wrong, bagless vacuums work great and are ten times easier to empty than replacing a fucking bag like it’s 1978. We paid $200 for a Shark and it is unbelievable how well it works.

Wu Ke mistake.