“That was ten years ago” works when you’re in your mid-20s talking about something you did when you were in middle school.

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

No, it’s all the nice things he had to say about The Orange One, how he’s the billionaire who complains about how bad things are (boo hoo, cry cry!), the self-hating gay man who continues to stand with the very same people that also hate him. Read the speech.

Serious question. Is Toronto the Philadelphia of Canada?

Grew up a Yankees fan, I was born 2 days before Munson died. I’m aware of other sports deaths (Snyder, Kile, Adenhart and others) but for some reason I am really having a hard time processing this.

He’s not at all bothered by this. Now he can devote more time to his start up video game company.

You are overrating Hogan and Underrating Bennett.

There’s always the next game!

The decision to throw a ball off of his back foot with pressure in his face is the definition of a bad decision.

His second pick was one of the worse decisions you will see made this year. How can you say it wasn’t bad decision making?

I don’t think this necessarily offers hope for humanity, but I wouldn’t say it’s just basic decency for a guy who went to the school expecting to be fawned over by excited kids to instead sit down with a lonely, awkward boy who probably didn’t even know who he was.

There is never a wrong day to show up baked at work.

I’m totally cool lying to a foreign government, especially a corrupt one. His allegiance is to the stars and bars, not crooked ass Brazil. But, man, if it’s true he did it to keep his chick from finding out, that’s a bad look. There are levels of chick you obstruct justice over. Kate Upton, Emily Ratajkowski, Betty…

Rosenthal, who is good, has addressed the report.

Idiot +1

I just don’t get it. Especially not after we just saw a championship won by the team that won the lottery three times in four years and led by....the guy they drafted #1 overall.

This is a dumb thing that Deadspin has tried to make into a running gag, and it’s just not working because they’ve taken the exactly incorrect stance. It would be like trying to do a pro-Cardinals or pro-Cincinnati chili gag.

I don’t know. A lot of this reads like what got written in places like LA and Toronto about Moneyball after DePodesta and Ricciardi got fired. The strategy is a bad one because it failed and so on.

Really happy we’re in for about 60+ more of these.