Since it’s PA, I’m surprised he didn’t get another year on his sentence for not buying the beer on the second Tuesday of the month between 12:30-4:15pm from a licensed beer distributor in a 24 or 96 pack.

These posts are literally where I get all my MLB news. I hope they never stop.

I think that we all deserve an apology for that comment.

Who among us has not licked ourselves clean after being doused in the sweet nectar of the foul ball beer fairy?

I was at this game, and eagerly awaited this post.

No

Today was a good day.

I just created an account to tell you how fucking dumb this argument is. Game 1 of the 2015 finals went to overtime WITH Irving. You do not get addition by subtraction when JR Smith and Delly are your 2nd and 3rd scoring options. This is a dumb argument and you should feel bad for saying it.

Yupp, like clockwork - Gwynn, Conner, Cardinals.

The hell of it is, after all this public piling on about The Process, with a number 1 overall pick, a bunch of other first rounders to play with, and whatever Saric and Embiid finally give them this year, the Sixers will actually start to get good again maybe! Plus they get the Lakers surefire lottery pick next year.…

“Was Odor’s punch a sucker punch!?!?

So Theo Epstein is worth the total sum of the national debt then.

Pickles are not a side, and I fully support starting another civil war over the matter.

Pickles are fucking delicious with barbecue!

I love the Cubs and I hate John Lackey.

Yeah, Lackey’s a piece of shit. Doesn’t matter what team he plays for.

I’m cautious about being played by people pretending to be better when they’re not (and just mad they got caught and willing to recite lines fed by a publicist to get people to leave him alone). But if we deny the possibility that our worst moments can be overcome, we may as well just give the fuck up on everybody,…

To compare Yuengling to those other 35 incarnations of stale urine is an insult to the people of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania. Hopefully you will celebrate Independence day by fucking off back to England.