God it's a wonderful thing to drive a Subaru.

On the real though, is there a way of finding this kid and getting him a video game?

I'm very important, I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

'It's nice but not ignore-new-england-penalties nice' - Dean Blandino

Serious question: What is a "Trade Pool"?

Nothing to be ashamed of. Every time I tell my wife we're going one more round before I put her to sleep, I usually immediately go to sleep myself.

If the American language was good enough for Our Lord Jesus Christ, it's good enough for those yobs and hosers.

That's a dying giraffe.

You're the kind of Jets fan who makes it embarrassing for me to be a Jets fan.

"Both of the attackers, who are brothers".

Is Joe Flacco a Elite QB?

Patriots. Mike Reiss. ESPN Boston.

Patriots: Mike Reiss, ESPN

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Personally, I think Belichick deserves all the plaudits he gets for coaching his team to a pretty much guaranteed 10 wins every year. Granted, that's mostly impressive because of the way he runs the personnel side. As Drew said, he's got the railroad baron thing going, but there's a hint of Mafia capo in there as…

Please tell me this is satire.

Good God, the professionalism of Yoenis rounding the bases was an absolute treat to watch. 10/10, would brush back in the future.

You are wrong and you are bad.

Zach Lowe blocked me when I told him that I knew he sucked at basketball based solely off of how nerdy and unathletic he looks. I guess it brought back some bad middle school memories. Stephon Marbury blocked after I asked him how the vaseline in China tastes. He also told me that he hadn't had occasion to try it…

Gronk = flash in the pan. He'll already be long, long forgotten by same time next year.