mattg21
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mattg21

I am by no means a Taylor Swift fan, but I think she sounded fine. I think if you were to do this with almost any performer, their isolated vocal track would sound "bad"/awkward. Shrug.

I haven't seen a Bucket Head fall from grace that hard since Chinese Democracy.

Anyone that doesn't approve of wearing fanny packs in public deserve to die, and I hope they burn in hell.

*Sixer of Lone Star

Close your eyes as Steve rattles off that list of things they intend to take — now tell me you're not picturing Benjamin Buford "Bubba" Blue... No? Just me? Carry on.

By my count, he already has – if by "the Juan Gonzalez treatment" you meant a rapid decline in skill after coming to Detroit.

You only need the first 20 seconds, but this is exhibit A why Werner should not become commissioner.

Pete Abe also blocked me. Such a sensitive prick.

I distinctly remember seeing this tweet. And disliked Mallett even more for not being able to be parlayed into a second round draft pick...

After USA Hockey lost, Boston Globe Red Sox writer/troll Pete Abraham added his 2¢ re: USA's success in slope style. This guy's take on literally anything except the Red Sox drives me up the wall. Such a sanctimonious, holier-than-thou, high-horse riding gas bag... I might be biased though...

How far can you punt a football?

Feel like R2-D2 might've worked better here? Or jawa's... or Yoda, orSHUTUP WE GET IT, HE'S SHORT.

Oh and holy shit, that "their/there" fuckup is totally inexcusable. Please shame me.

I live in the northeast, where Chick-fil-A's are non-existent to sparse. I recently went on a roadtrip that made it's way through Ohio. Looking for a quick bite, and hearing OH so marvelous things about their chicken sandwiches, we decided to stop and hit up their drive-thru. I sat in the drivers seat and deliberated

I really don't understand the hate for Andrews (or any other sideline reporter for that matter). Yes, she's an attractive woman, but compare her to the other sideline reporters across all networks. Is she noticeably better or worse than anyone else? She does exactly what the job requires. They all ask the same

On the upside, he has the options of turning the 5 into a 6, or an 8? So if that happens, he's in luck. I guess.?

Adam Richman thinks this guy should eat a bag of dicks. #thinspiration

If this is "fat," god fucking help me.

No. Just no.

Where are the subtle (shitty) pinstripes?