I’m pretty sure he said “The sheriff is getting nearer!”

No surprise here, we’re not talking about Charles Stayer

“Go left and mostly wrestle”

Alex Len and Aaron Gordon are actually pretty good...

She made assumptions and could have framed it in a better larger context, but as with most of her comments, it landed clumsily and was devoid of any deeper insight.

That is one hell of a salary for a paid consultant. I hope Jeter sends him a gift basket, might perk A Rod up a bit.

It says a lot that, for just a second, I believed there was a bizarre murder in Hope Solo’s family that I’d forgotten about.

“All I heard was Poppa don’t hit me no more.”

I misread the headline and thought there was another domestic abuse scandal brewing.

Who? If anyone knows, hit me up at (281) 330-8004. Thanks.

Nope, it was Bjork and Mindy.

This is what it sounds like when Dubs cry

At least Curry had a good Father’s Day, he got to spend it playing basketball with his daddy.

Sometimes, it’s as low as 70%! That’s practically nothing.

If northern Californians think this tale of someone coming from the University of Oregon only to leave trash and devastation in his wake is bad, well they ain’t seen nothing yet...

Lance Armstrong apparently told him, “Fucking Pereiro, you’re the dumbest guy in the world.”

If he had written, “Thanks for all the fish.” I would be much more worried.

I believe that's the Sandusky Rule.

“‘Friends hang sometimes, banners hang forever’ - Kobe Bryant”

It must’ve been a bitter pellet to swallow to go through with this.