Deborah,

If this took place in Yaroslavl, then the height here might have been an aviation record.

Yes. Anything that requires a full change of clothing merits you leaving the office early for good. This includes sharting, pooping, having a bus spray you with two gallons of city soup, or dropping an entire chicken parm sub on your new suit. Not only is your suit ruined, but you don't get to eat that chicken…