Sorry but this is a horseshit opinion. Coke Zero tastes a lot different from Diet Coke, it’s sweeter and has that spicy, slightly citrusy flavor to it like Coca-Cola whereas Diet Coke does not. (The “base formula” of Coke Zero is the original Coke formula whereas the base formula of Diet Coke was and is the New Coke…

“We deeply apologize to Ms. Yamauchi and her son for this experience.”

Is that you, Progressive Liberal?

Just reprint old Royko columns.

Still my all-time favorite Deadspin comment

Given all the hunger and suffering in today’s world, this is nothing short of terroirism.

“... and when I hung up the phone it occurred to me, my boy was just like me yeah, my boy was just like me...

I don’t know, man. Brian Kelly isn’t one to just leave people twisting in the wind.

Can’t find his name in the phone book.