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Great. Now I want a breakfast burrito.

Or The Goonies.

Yeah, the long lines to get in (and the enormous box office take) kind of proves that you didn't have to be the "exact right" anything to love E.T.

I thought it was a toss-up between Always and The Lost World: Jurassic Park for his worst.

Have we all forgotten Nastassja Kinski??

see….did there….etc.

Star Wars was, itself, an unbranded genre film.

How….specific.

Nothing is like Jupiter Ascending.

Does "opera" get routinely appended to any other genre of film?

God, this sounds insufferable.

If the show offs Brienne, we riot.

"Try the donut holes. They're especially good!"

"Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter" — GRRM

They don't hang properly without the pocketfuls of confetti!!

And with that, you nailed what I think will truly be the end of America- the death of the rule of law.

EAST COAST ELITIST!!!!111!

Or something you should stop and demand to see its papers, should you be in Arizona.

Wonder bread and Oscar Mayer bologna are proof of the existence of God, but Miracle Whip is Lucifer's semen. Only Best Foods REAL mayonnaise on a REAL 'Murican's sandwich, dag nabbit!!

And the Omega Man script was written by the same husband and wife team who wrote the Battle For the Planet of the Apes script.