Woah woah woah. What are you getting at? I’ve been kicked out of a Lululemon before for too aggressively handling the yoga pants on display. I’m qualified to judge here.

Ichiro is my favorite player who has never played for my team and it’s not even close.

Hot take inbound: Bangle’s designs may have been a departure from a classic design language and were considered ugly compared to the previous generations, but they have aged incredibly well. Bangle’s BMWs are more attractive than BMW’s current options.

It means that after years of resistance, you are finally admitting that Chris Bangle is a genius.

With Mike Hoffman’s trade to the Panthers, Monika Caryk finally has the opportunity to fulfil her destiny as a future “Florida Woman.”

It’s hard to accept, but the Eagles and their fanbase have made Tom Brady the hero that Gotham needs right now.

When did Gary Bettman start making $50 mil a year?

Start boiling some salt potatoes and grilling some Hoffmanns motherfuckers.

Get fucked McAdoo. How about you stop calling draw plays on 3rd and 6.

Nope, if you can make it Wednesday you’re good and don’t have to do anything.

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

Selective screenshotting tonight?

I’m waiting for the commentariat to continue explaining how the Rangers are the far superior team, how Chris Neil is a sub-humanoid, how Guy Boucher’s trap is boring, etc. #LongSuffering25-YearSensFan

Uhh... who’s been calling it Kanata Wall? I’ve watched about 99% of Sens games over the past two decades (poor me) and that shit is called The System.

“Chicago Fire player Sebastian Schweinsteiger” - smh, don’t do Basti like that.

I’ll start the debate.

I’m having a hard time understanding him. What does De’Fox say?

It’s more watchable than Temple of Doom, which has sections I actively hate, but also more forgettable. Both are vastly inferior to Raiders and Last Crusade.

The Dodgers translator’s deadlift totaled an impressive 360 pounds or about 26 Rosetta Stone.

There is only one rule when it comes to buying a car that matters, never buy a car at dusk, every car looks great at dusk.