mattedaemon--disqus
Matte Daemon
mattedaemon--disqus

You know things are bad when Uranus drops out, amirite?

you're Set Free, to find another illusion…

that's a fair call, and I stand corrected - but it doesn't alter the fact that Chris Kattan is insufferable and should be shot out of a giant cannon into the sun.

The correct answer is Corky Romano.

Um, it's pronounced GORK.

Porky huh? nice, especially your pun on CONservation you tinfoil hat wearing doofus. I'll have you know I'm thin, Australian and I surf while ALSO being a local in Ballina (Northern NSW) where a lot of the recent shark attacks have taken place. It's simple, I respect their space and go into the water with the

stay out of the sharks backyard and you won't get eaten. humans are land animals, you aren't entitled to the sea.

when you someone eat dick?

Boys, stop! you can both marry me!

my favourite Neil Young lyric

Velvet Underground - I Heard Her Call My Name

it was real fun.

I believe he changed his name to Eddie, married Michelle Monaghan and joined a cult