Fuck you Schilling. Fuck you for preventing me from voting Rovell. Worst tweet should always be Rovell.

Ali hand picked these people and his wife said he wanted this to be a “teachable moment."

I take it that you have not followed this at all. Several people spoke as representatives of their faith in fact Oren Hatch represented Mormons.

Just for the record Ali had a lot of Jewish friends. Before and after conversation.

Side note: I greatly identify with your user name, lol

I mean it’s not a new or even particularly uncommon phenomenon for a rabbi to both believe in Israel’s right to exist AND want justice for the Palestinians. And it certainly is not an uncommon position for American Jews to hold. It has simply probably never gotten coverage like this. Strange, that.

That guy was Mitch Cumstein, my roommate.

If Obama had attended the service, TadBravo would be complaining about all the tax dollars wasted because Obama attended the service.

You know Muhammad Ali was Muslim right? And you also know Muhammad Ali personally requested this speaker at his memorial right?

He’s at his daughters high school graduation.

You don’t understand Muhammad Ali then.

You don’t know shit about Muhammad Ali.

Do not Google “Bears in bathtubs” at work unless you work somewhere very progressive and/or somewhere in the midst of a bankruptcy.

I remember in middle school I made a shit ton of paper ninja stars. I walked home everyday and still had my stars. You guessed it, I flung them at passing cars. I flung one at a black SUV and I hear a loud screeching. I look back and see the SUV do a u-turn and speed up. I fucking booked it. Of course the SUV caught…

Giving the Seahawks the win over the Steelers in 05 or whenever which would have prevented Macklemore somehow

Chicago over NE, January 1985. Had he not won, Mike Ditka would’ve soon been fired as a failure and faded into obscurity. We then would of been spared 30 years of that blithering idiot.

As a Longhorn, I’ll have to politely disagree. The victory was so much sweeter having beaten the team that everyone had pre-anointed The Greatest Team EVAR. Nothing against USC. You still have to admit that was a great game, though, right?

You wrote Championship series, so I got a little confused on your choice there. Then you said finals and I thought “alright whatever.” Let Nelson Cruz catch that routine flyout in the corner preventing that dipshit Chris Carpenter from celebrating with the Cardinals in 2011.

Easy. 1994 Canucks over the Rangers. And I hate the Canucks.

As far as series where I had no rooting interest: Giants over Angels in 2002. Give Barry Bonds a World Series and then watch the haters try to delegitimize it.