The Maple Leafs are still figuring out how to play 5-on-5.

... have you ever even been to vegas? You get show tickets and free dinners galore. the casinos know if they give you shit you’ll probably come back to their casino after you do some non-gambling stuff, whereas with downtime youre likely to go to another property.

What if Republicans paid him to act all crazy and be the villain so that the real, eventual candidate with terrifying ideas looks sane and normal by comparison? Think about it! I AM NOT CUCKOO

You definitely get the point of the article.

Why don’t you tell that to the millions of men (and women) whose relationship started at the workplace? Is any romantic workplace relationship wrong and if not, who is supposed to take the first step and how?

I judged a science fair a couple of weeks ago and there were more female participants than male, which I thought was cool. :)

I have found the being the only sober person in a group sucks. But being the only non-tripping person in a group of acid or mushroom eaters can be HILARIOUS! I remember one party a couple of us kept resetting the clocks (we kept it at 11:11 for half and hour) and dimming the lights when people would change rooms. It…

Sometimes i like to take acid and/or do cocaine at parties instead of drink. It results in fun times and makes the drunkness of everyone around you seem more entertaining than offputting.

Holy shit, you have no idea how much.

I think the difference is that Carrabba’s takes itself way too fucking seriously, whereas Macaroni Grill is more laid back. I mean, they give everyone crayons to draw on the table paper. You know you’re going to have a good time when you see them hand one to you.

Seriously, every time... EVERY TIME.. I go to Red Lobster’s for dinner; I have to crap my brains out before leaving the restaurant. My wife blames the biscuits, she says maybe I shouldn't eat every single one of them before we even place our order.

1. Benihana (average points: 7.67) I have never seen a Benihana resturaunt with my eyes. Even driving miles and miles and miles on the highway.

Long John Silvers is better than

Have you been to Golden Coral? It’s worse than prison food.

I have sixteen on my list. Including being hit by a car.

Why is Uncle Moe’s Family Feedbag not on the list?

This guy is scarier than Trump to me.

Nala - “I’m too sexy for this car, too sexy for this car.”

Why do you prefer married women? I think you should consider therapy because that’s a sign of some issues that need to be worked out.

My wife had a good point when we discussed this one time. She said if you cheat and share it with your significant other/spouse, you’re just putting the responsibility and problem on them. You feel guilty about it, so you want to get it off your chest, so you tell the other person - but really all that does is make…