I fully support Tulsi’s decision to boycott the debates, I’d throw my support behind her boycotting the rest of the primary as well.

But on a serious note., I had this lady talking my ear off on the subway in NYC and I wasn’t responding. Then I finally looked at her and said “I’m sorry, I don’t speak English” and went back to straight up ignoring her.

Chloroform

I’ve been really struggling with my mental health since my Ollie passed away, I miss him so much, he was my everything and I will love him forever, his ashes are back home with me where he belongs. I apologise for the rant that I’m about to write.

BTW, if you’re wondering how my credit score changed after I disputed that error on my credit report last week (the one that claimed I had taken out first credit card in 1994, when I would have been eleven years old): my credit score dropped by 3 points, from 803 to 800. 

That’s plagiarism, you need to put it in quotes and attribute the quote to its rightful owner, Jim Irsay.

You’re so right...everything has become so pussified these days.  We got dinged all the time back in the 90s and nobody was ever worse off for it.

Sure, he has to retract his misuse of ‘concussion’ and ‘nerve damage’, but no one says a thing to the Lions about their use of ‘NFL Franchise’

“I can’t see straight.”

Ah, the fake kneel. That’s the move elderly or overweight Catholics do at church where they just scoot their ass a little closer to the edge of the pew so they don’t have to struggle to get back up.

Losers don’t get statues. Tear them the fuck down.

The Washington Post reports that previously a parent took a photo of her backside and shared it with other parents

Jeez, is there anything this broad won’t quit?

Paris Hilton rode a unicorn at Burning Man. [The Blast]

Every 15-year-old boy tries to perfect the fist pump and a girl’s the first to do it. Take that, patriarchy!

If the Fins are rebuilding, how does it benefit them to spend draft/young players capital to trade for Clowney when there’s a chance he could clown them (I’m so sorry) by leaving after a year? Just a worthwhile risk because of his talent?

Nickelback is cruel and unusual punishment.

Cool cool cool. Allow me to present a list of possible alternative venues: an active volcano, the hard vacuum of space, the inside of a large whale, backstage at a Nickelback concert.

Centuries from now mankind will finally evolve the ability to see in the infrared part of the spectrum. Until then we’ll only be able to theorize about Gruden’s levels of madness and displeasure.

Inject this straight into my veins. I need this saga to be drawn out as long as possible, bringing the Raiders, AB, and everyone else past their breaking points. I need panicked public statements, I need social media meltdowns, and I need Jon Gruden turning shades of red that even Deadpsin couldn’t photoshop. I love…