“Damn son, that watch is dope.”

COTD! Now, take your damn star.

DJ Khaled doesn't like going down on anything, and that includes the Billboard charts. 

Dropped cable a while ago. Fees kept going up and TV kept getting shittier and shittier. We have an Amazon box, and basically stream whatever we want to see. Works great for bingewatching and saves us $200 a month. 

You can’t be Bayless’s Burner acct....Bayless is NEVER right, and you  are. 

That Raven had to stay on point with her lower ....maintenance.

Any chance Jeff Van Gundy could get banned from all future NBA games as well?

As we approach the 75th Anniversary of D-Day, we proudly commemorate those heroic and honorable patriots who gave their all for the cause of freedom during some of history’s darkest hours.

Never enough, I can tell you that.

how many times can I star this 

Did her mother frequent any diners, drive-ins and/or dives last year?

A good bartender is worth a thousand bottom feeding law clerks from the Heritage Foundation.

How long before they decide that pavement is liable to potholing and rutting, and invent some sort of extruded steel sections for the vehicles to run on, to ensure the vehicles have a smoother, longer-lasting track to travel on?

I especially like the part where he fakes the pass to the corner and is wearing a Clippers jersey when he spins back to the lane.

Adam Gase literally is a human made with googly eyes. It’s creepy as hell.

Oh bother

I’m an Eagles fan. I just realized- WE get to face Daniel Jones twice a year!

*does happy dance*

Tesla is ahead of schedule.  They weren’t expecting to blow up in China for a couple more years.

“...and promised that his mere presence in the White House would make everything okay...”

Athletes are measuring sticks.